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An Angelic Battle-Hymn For Sweet Sarah Palin

Monday, January 17, 2011

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An Angelic Battle-Hymn For Sweet Sarah Palin

My sons and I were at the local Wal-Mart trying to find some good wholesome Christian music tapes to listen to while they work on their home-school science fair project.  Hunter is creating a diorama of Jesus slaying a brontosaurus with prayer and using it to feed the poor.  Scout is proving liberal scientists are […]

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Alaska Officially Renamed ‘Sarah Palin’s Alaska’

Friday, November 5, 2010

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Alaska Officially Renamed ‘Sarah Palin’s Alaska’

Sarah Palin's new TLC show, ‘Sarah Palin’s Alaska’ is set to premiere soon. The show is about how great Sarah Palin is and all the wonderful things she’s done for Alaska. She’s made that state so amazing that the citizens actually call it ‘Sarah Palin’s Alaska’, instead of just Alaska.

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Sweet Bristol Palin, Shake Your Behind and Show the World America is Awesome at Freedom!

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

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Sweet Bristol Palin, Shake Your Behind and Show the World America is Awesome at Freedom!

Things are looking positive for true Americans these days with masturbation soon to be banned when Christine O’Donnell takes office, the Discovery network finally realizing the environment is a waste of time and allowing Sarah Palin a place on the great educational channel, TLC, and the best of all, blessed Bristol Palin on 'Dancing With The Stars'! I agree with Sarah Palin who said that Bristol’s appearance on ‘Dancing With The Stars’ is a “story of perseverance”. 'Dancing With the Stars' is a place for only the top disciplined dancers and the most prestigious A-List actors and performers like David Hasselhoff and Michael Bolton. It is amazing that Bristol Palin made it all the way to such a high level competition without help from anyone. She showed those liberal communists her freedom when she ripped off her clothes and shook her behind in her outfit. Take that Russia! I think all of America was watching, at least the important people.

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Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston break engagement? Burn all your Levi jeans in protest!

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

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Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston break engagement?  Burn all your Levi jeans in protest!

It’s a sad day for true Americans. Brace yourself…angelic Bristol Palin and former pornographer turned good Christian, Levi Johnston, have split again. I am flying my American flag as well as my Stars and Bars at half mast all month. This story was reported by the Washington Post, so you know it is important. It must be a hot topic these days in the oval office. Heck, I wouldn’t be surprised if this is somehow Obama’s doing. Apparently, the Palin family lawyer thinks that the young couple will work out their differences. But what does a lawyer know? Our President is a lawyer and look where that got America! In defiance of the atheist Levi Johnston, I have cleared the house of all Levi jeans products and burnt them in the middle of the street. Hunter and Scout will just have to wear their church sweat pants until the next government unemployment paycheck comes in.

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New 2012 Dream Team – Sarah Palin and Mel Gibson!

Thursday, July 22, 2010

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New 2012 Dream Team – Sarah Palin and Mel Gibson!

Not too long ago I wrote that Sarah Palin and Ted Nugent would make stellar running mates for the 2012 election. While these two are definitely a powerhouse duo, with Sarah’s inventive vocabulary and herculean work ethic paired with Ted Nugent’s cool voice and ability to slay any animal and convert it to delicious jerky; there is actually a more practical match that true Americans should be supporting. The dream team for 2012 is Sarah Palin and Mel Gibson. I know a lot of you have gotten caught up in the liberal lame stream media that has suddenly decided to target Mel Gibson and spin many of statements to make them sound mean and bad. Heck, even I got caught up in that until my son Hunter pointed out that Mel Gibson is merely a passionate man, proven by the fact that he made a movie with the word passion in it, “The Passion of the Christ”. He is passionate just like Jesus H. Christ, and is being persecuted in much the same way. That’s when the light bulb turned on inside of my brain. The atheists hate his passion and holiness and are trying to destroy him just like they did with Jesus a couple hundred years ago. Typical liberals, always crying racism, when it is really the liberals who are racists against Mel Gibson.

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Wango Tango: Palin-Nugent 2012!

Saturday, May 1, 2010

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Wango Tango: Palin-Nugent 2012!

Ted Nugent, a man of great wisdom and influence,wrote a beautiful essay about Sarah Palin at Time.com.  When I read it, I must admit, I got a little choked up.  Ms. Palin embodies America and Freedom.  It is nice to see someone as wise, well educated and relevant as Ted Nugent recognizes this.  And we […]

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