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After church service yesterday, I decided to treat my children to a wonderful lunch at a local food buffet.  I’ve always enjoyed buffets, with their cornucopia of wonderful foods, from Salisbury Steak to Chop Suey to Vanilla Pudding by the heaping bowlful.  I often imagine that this is how Jesus and his angel friends eat [...]

So Obama and his cronies did it again.  They completely ruined my Christmas.  His communists at the TSA screwed everything up…and nearly got my kids and I killed in a terrorist incident along the way!  We were traveling via jet airplane to see family, and were all geared up for a head to head with [...]

Christmas is right around the corner.  This time of year always makes me sad that America has lost it’s way and is ultimately trying to erase Christmas.  Liberals try harder every year to destroy the goodness of the great holiday, so I thought I’d take the time to write about the things that really irk [...]

So, a liberal friend of mine sent me an article regarding some nonsense about stem cells (sorry Jesus) and AIDS.  Yes, I have a few liberal friends, unfortunately, but I always wash my hands after dealing with them, so I’m not too concerned (but I never let them talk to my children, because you cannot [...]

- Since I realize everyone is interested in my family, I thought I would post the Annual Christmas letter I received from my cousin, Charity Hope Gunner, who lives up there in the city -

In a world dominated by people who adore the evils of witchcraft and worship satanists like Harry Potter, it is nice to see that a liberal institution like Yale University is actually honoring Christine O’Donnell for stating that she is not a witch.  She is in the fifth annual volume of most notable quotations of [...]

I don’t claim to know much about taxes or economics or long division, but I think it is a good thing Obama gave that tax cut to those wealthy people.  I know, I said ‘Obama’ and ‘good’ in the same sentence.  Please, don’t misunderstand me, I still think Obama is an evil communist who would [...]

Fellow forward thinker, Bryan Fischer, came up with a wonderful way to stop wasting true Christian American’s hard earned money.  He proposes that normal folks, like you and I, shouldn’t have to fund AIDS research.  AIDS research should be funded only by gay people and gay lobby groups.  This makes complete sense.  We all know [...]

Tennessee has always been a shining example of American progress.  They’ve taken an even greater step forward with the ideas presented by former District Attorney Official, Joe Rehyansky.  This forward thinking man wrote an article suggesting a great way to strengthen our military and get rid of some of the homosexualism in our country at [...]

Texas is finally getting back to its true American Christian roots with the new gun laws coming in the near future.  Unfortunately, in Texas you cannot carry your gun out in the open, even with a permit.  This is insane.  They might as well change the name of Texas to California Junior and have everyone [...]