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We’d All Be Rich If It Wasn’t For Those Dang Unions!
Well, after a short break, I had to come back and talk a little bit about the insanity going on in the great state of Wisconsin. I didn’t realize that the Communists had so much control over American cheese production and the education system. The dirty unions want to control everything. Heck, now I can’t [...]
Continue reading...Child Suspended For Finger Gun! Why Obama?
24. January 2011
Obama’s gun-hating Nazis are at it again, this time in Oklahoma. Apparently a first grader was suspended for making a simple gun hand gesture and pretending to shoot at other students. This is ridiculous. They are trying to brain wash our children at an early age and make them believe that shooting guns at people [...]
Continue reading...Buffets Are a Tool of The Devil And a Communist Plot
3. January 2011
After church service yesterday, I decided to treat my children to a wonderful lunch at a local food buffet. I’ve always enjoyed buffets, with their cornucopia of wonderful foods, from Salisbury Steak to Chop Suey to Vanilla Pudding by the heaping bowlful. I often imagine that this is how Jesus and his angel friends eat [...]
Continue reading...The TSA and Obama Ruined My Christmas!
28. December 2010
So Obama and his cronies did it again. They completely ruined my Christmas. His communists at the TSA screwed everything up…and nearly got my kids and I killed in a terrorist incident along the way! We were traveling via jet airplane to see family, and were all geared up for a head to head with [...]
Continue reading...Tipping Supports Communism and Loose Morals – Don’t Do It!
15. November 2010
As we all know, one of the biggest issues facing Americans right now is Socialism. At every turn Barack Obama and his cronies are trying to trick us into thinking Socialism is good and force use to accidentally become a Communist country. Yeah, some of the ideas sound good, and may help some people, but at the end of the day you have to look in the mirror and say to yourself “I am a Socialist, what would Jesus think?”
Continue reading...Churches Infected With Socialism! Dang you, Obama!
10. November 2010
Obama’s cult has invaded every aspect of our lives. I was shocked to discover his Communist agenda has infected good American churches. I bet Jesus is really pissed off right now. I’m sure he’d kick Obama straight in the goods if they ever met.
Continue reading...Oklahoma Nearly Conquered By Muslims!
8. November 2010
It was a close call in Oklahoma! The great Sooner State nearly became property of Iraq and a wasteland of terrorist cells. But America spoke on election day and banned Sharia Law in Okalahoma. I bet they can all sleep easier at night now. It seems that the Muslims were attempting to take over that [...]
Continue reading...Obama Used Halloween to Teach Socialism to Children!
1. November 2010
Obama is at it again. He and his staff are attempting to brain wash children into believing in Socialism. Instead of working on running the country on Sunday night, Obama was handing out candy to children. Did you catch the key phrase? He was ‘handing out’ candy; for free. Giving free handouts is Socialism! And [...]
Continue reading...Supporting Small Business = Spreading Wealth = Socialism!
25. October 2010
Being a good Socialist-fearing Christian American, I try to do the right thing as often as possible. Sometimes I do get confused though. Understanding what is right and wrong is pretty clear, but liberals are constantly trying to trick you into turning Socialist without realizing it. I have to apologize to my readers as I’ve been promoting something quite evil. In past articles, I have encouraged folks to support small businesses by purchasing cigarettes, cheese, and liquor from them.
Continue reading...Tea Party Proves Climate Change is Fake!
22. October 2010
I am gaining more respect for that Tea Party, especially now that they have spoken out and said without a doubt that climate change is a “flat-out lie”. Finally! I was busy sewing my children’s Jesus costumes for our annual anti-Halloween crusade when I heard a great interview on the radio. The founder of an [...]
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1. March 2011
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