Finally, some of these great American states are banding together and abolishing the socialist oppressive laws that have been dominating our country for so many years. In Maine, they are loosening child labor laws…finally! This is great for a America, as it allows true Americans to take back this country. You might be wondering how this will truly help America, other than ridding the world of unjust socialist law. Well, it will allow us to get those dang Mexicans back across the border and out of our Christian towns. Currently, there are many jobs in America that are necessary to keep up our #1 freedom lifestyle, but these jobs aren’t suited for true and moral Americans. We are too good for that kind of work. So we employ Mexicans for very little money (which is lots of money to their kind). Now, at least in the great state of Maine, we can employ children to do those jobs, and the best part…they don’t even have to be paid minimum wage! It’s perfect! Now we don’t have to worry about Mexicans converting our children to atheism and pot-smoking.
Would you rather have these guys cleaning our toilets, or children? It's a no-brainer!
America has a strong tradition of being number one at various things, especially freedom. But in order to maintain this superior status, there is much work that needs to be done behind the scenes, like picking fruit, slaughtering animals, hammering nails, tightening bolts and other various fastening devices. Well, if regular American Christians did this work, it would be demeaning, and other countries would make fun of us, thus damaging our number one status. So we have to employ less Christian types of people to do these jobs. Well, because they are different and not as Christian, it doesn’t make a bit of sense to pay them minimum wage (unless you are a socialist). Also, if companies were forced to pay everyone $7.50 an hour, they’d go broke in a matter of months! Mexicans are perfect for this kind of work. Their bodies are suited for outdoor work, with the color of their skin and those cowboy hats they use to block the sun. Oh, and if you want to cry racism, you should read the bible. Jesus never once mentions Mexico in the bible. And if God wanted us doing this work he would have made us be born in China or Mexico. But he didn’t so, who are we to argue with God?
The problem with employing border jumpers is the negative effect they have on our society, with their marijuana and burritos and odd wrestling. Now that we can employ our children to do that work, and at less than minimum wage, it is perfect. Currently, children waste a lot of time in school. Realistically, how many years does it take to learn long division or cursive or the capitals of all fifty-five states? It’s really just a way for the socialists to spread the wealth to lazy teachers, so they can get rich. If children could drop out of school at 16 and start working for $5.25 an hour at a factory, America would be much better off. Not only would the streets be safer without crazy-eyed Mexicans running around spreading gay, but corporations would be more profitable which is good for the true Americans in charge of these corporations. If children stopped going to school, then the teachers unions would collapse, and the whole useless school system would go away. Then America would really be number one at stuff.
I have to applaud Maine for being a beacon of hope. I’ve always said that America would be great if we could go back to the 1950s when things were better. Well, Maine is raising the bar and trying to take America back to 1850 by eliminating child labor laws. That’s 100 times better than 1950! Good for you Maine! We need to teach our children the value of a hard day’s work and get rid of foreign laborers!
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April 28th, 2011 at 11:08 pm
this is the worst website i’ve ever been to. you are racist and you probably have never been a child. i feel so sorry for you. God would never want his children to be working hard and dangerous labor. God doesn’t want us to discriminate either. You have problems.
July 1st, 2011 at 6:52 pm
what’s wrong with you? what kind of human being are you. i don’t think you are one. and i don’t think God would ever want you to put other people down, or discriminate.
PLUS, you would really want to have children doing those types of difficult jobs, or adults who need the jobs anyway ?
you CANNOT judge a whole race & population of people just by what some of them do.
i don’t believe you’d be too happy if you got judged by what other people of your race/ethnicity do.
Because yes, you might claim to be an “American”, but EVERYBODY in this country, somewhere along the roots, in their familys’ history, has ancestors who came from another country in the world.
before America was founded by “Christipher Columbus” (which it wasn’t, because the Native Americans were already here. He just came here, created a genocide, and claimed to have founded America.)
everyone who is here has ancestors that came from somewhere else, unless you’re Native
American.
so YEAH, this is everyone’s country.
- quit being racist.
& get over yourself.
July 9th, 2011 at 6:43 am
LOL!
I amazed at how gullible people really are. Keep up the good work. I belly laugh every time I come to your site.