Tinfoiler

Well, I was trying to avoid writing about the whole ‘mosque at ground zero’ hoopla since it has been adequately covered by neutral sources like Glenn Beck.  But my son, Hunter, pointed something out to me the other day that opened my eyes.  We are focusing on the wrong issue.  It’s an old fashioned ‘bait and switch’.  He told me to say “mosque” and listen to the word.  It sounds like a snooty elitist liberalsaying the word “mask”.  It is exactly what a bunch of left-wing college professors would sound like drinking their cream sherry and smoking their cherry cigars saying the word “maaaask”. So the mosque is actually a mask covering a more serious plot.  In fact, after reading about this so called ‘mosque’ it turns out what they are really building is a community center.  That’s worse than a mosque!  A community center gives the ‘community’ things for free and we all know what that is…communism!  Not only that, they are tearing down a Burlington Coat Factory to erect a community center.  So all the hard working factory employees will lose their coat-making jobs while liberals clean their dreadlocks in a free ‘community’ swimming pool using my tax dollars.

This is what a public swimming pool looks like after liberals steal all the free water!

I know a lot of people are riled up about the mosque.  But we should be more concerned about the viral spreading of communism rather than Muslimism.  I don’t think we have much to worry about in America because as far as I understand, Muslims worship sandand other than Nevada, we don’t have much of that. I think the bigger threat comes from the community center.  The concept behind community centers undermines American values.  It provides free services, recreation and learning facilities for people.  Getting something for free is the same as getting a handout.  America is not about handouts.  But handouts are just what the liberals want.  This community center will have all kinds of free junk, including a library.  I can’t even imagine what kind of propaganda those “free” books will be full of.  I gave my son a spanking so hard he couldn’t drink his Mountain Dew for a week when he wandered in the kitchen flaunting a library card one day like some sort of New Yorker. And the center will also house a public swimming pool.  Now that is just disgusting.  It will just be  bunch of dirty hippies all bathing together and giving each other homoerotic liberal massages.  Swimming is for creeks and retention ponds, not public buildings.  Did Jesus swim in pools?

This will be an image of the past now that all the coat factories are being shut down!

Now, what about the location where this community center is being built?  It will be placed right where there used to be a proud American Burlington Coat Factory.  Obama and his liberal army just love to destroy good working class Americans by eliminating jobs.  A coat factory must have employed thousands of people.  Just think about how many coats are needed in the winter.  Why would you shut down a coat factory?  Just wait until winter when we have what will inevitably be known in the future as the ‘Great Coat Shortage of 2010’. People will be freezing to death in the streets.  What good will a swimming pool and a library do when you have millions of coatless Americans?  And those thousands of out-of-work coat makers will be destitute.  What else can they do?  Make jeans?  Well, now that Obama and Levi Johnston are in control of big jean money I doubt they will be hiring any American workers.

The whole thing doesn’t sit right at all with me.  The liberals are all over this using any sneaky tactic they can to force socialism down our throats.  Heck, they keep referring to the 9/11 site as ‘ground zero’.  What is that teaching our children?  That we are all zeroes and worth nothing.  It should be referred to as ‘ground 1-million’ because that’s how much better we are than other countries because of freedom. Or maybe ‘ground one’ because we are number one at freedom.  And as a free country we should be free from community centers and free from other religions being forced upon us.

The liberals are masking, or should I say “mosque-ing” what is really going on.  Even if the community center goes up and there is no mosque, freedom loses.  And that means America loses.  We need to fight to keep the good union coat-makers employed and communist centers away from our cities, even atheist places like New York!