Just a quick article today as I am on the road, writing this from a Holiday Inn Express business center. I am with my sons on our way to visit the largest thermometer in the world, located in Baker, CA. I want them to see how high the temperature will go for them in the afterlife if they decide to support gayness or college math.
I tell my sons that the thermometer in hell is even taller!
Well, the crazy liberal scientists are at it again. Not only do they hate America, but it looks like they hate the entire earth. The messages are beyond confusing. First, it was that we are making the environment bad and making the earth angry at us. Now it gets even wackier as loony physcist Stephen Hawking is saying that we need to leave the planet. Well, I don’t know about any of you, but I can’t just leave the earth, I have a cable bill to pay and Alpaca farm that isn’t going to tend itself!
Liberals and scientists try to convince us true Americans to believe some of the most bizarre concepts. It started with global warming. Apparently, we were being mean to the earth and upsetting it. Because of that it was getting hotter to punish us. That is complete nonsense. The earth isn’t alive! It doesn’t care whether you drink your gin out of a plastic bottle or drain your motor oil into the local swimming hole. And if it was alive, I think it probably would never rain and lakes would be full of gasoline for our free use. And Alaska would be the ultimate vacation destination, like Fort Lauderdale, because it would be trying to thank Sarah Palin for all the freedom. It’s obvious the earth is dead or just lazy like a liberal.
Stephen Hawking wants to force us all to buy one of these!
Stephen Hawking says that we should be leaving Earth in about 200 years. What the heck is he talking about? No one lives to be 200 years old, how are we supposed to do that. I’m guessing the liberals want to tax us for “space airplanes” that will take us to Mars in 200 years. Those scientists will do anything for an extra buck.
Even if we could leave the planet, it is a bad idea. What about aliens? They are definitely bad. That’s why we call foreigners “aliens”. And what if there is a big wall at the end of the solar system and we crash, there will be no one to call because everyone will have left earth.
August 14th, 2010 at 6:55 am
But didn’t people in the old testament of your good book live to be about 600 years old? Abraham, Moses and those other people that were god’s favorite?
You could sell the Alpacas and build a rocket for me and all my liberal friends to leavw now for Mars. then when we get there in 200 years, we will build a super liberal ray gun and point it at what is left of Earth and turn you all into homo lobing liberals!
::GRIN::
February 16th, 2011 at 12:25 pm
This article made me laugh a bit, but I’ve got to say it’s done in bad taste. You’re making callow generalizations and assumptions without real evidence to back your points. Don’t expect anyone to take you seriously.