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This country is getting ridiculous.  According to a recent news article, Obama’s cronies had a lemonade stand run by a 7-year old girl at a public event shut down because she didn’t get a temporary restaurant permit.  So now Obama not only hates freedom, he hates lemonade too!  This is America, not Japan or Canada.  If you are under a certain age, like this little girl, you should be able sell any food or beverage completely unrestricted in public places.  It only makes sense.  Permits are for grown-ups because they might actually be terrorists trying to poison the population, so that $120 fee would separate serious people from the Muslims.  Some whiny liberals complain that everyone should be subject to “public health rules”.  But this was a little Christian Caucasian girl, so you know that there wasn’t anything weird in the lemonade like  toxic soy sauce or Mexican jalapeno peppers. So what if someone got sick and sued?  The government would have to pay for it.  That’s what they have all that money in the White House for, to give back to the people in situations like this.  That’s what conservative America is about.

The proprietor of this stand is never coming back because Obama put him in jail!

Let’s dig a little deeper into this situation and find out why Obama and his cronies are laughing it up at the White House while this little girl cries her eyes out.  First of all, the little girl was selling lemonade.  The socialists hate lemonade because it is part of our American heritage.  Lemons are uniquely American.  Have you ever seen a Mexican sitting on the street eating a lemon?  That’s because they only grow on good fertile Christian soil.  In other countries you can only grow stuff like soybeans for soy sauce and peppers so hot that they are nearly inedible.  Obviously, when the food from you homeland, like peppers, hurts your face; it is a sign that God disapproves of your lifestyle. Lemonade is a uniquely American invention and it uses good American sugar also, harvested by hard working Midwestern farmers.  I can see why this frustrates the President, as this little girl’s lemonade stand puts a dent in his ability to import salsa and frozen eggrolls from his communist buddies.

Let’s look at the second dark aspect of this situation, the permit itself.  Obama likes to watch over everyone and keep track of what everyone is doing, especially people in small towns.  This is why he requires so many dang permits and licenses for everything.  I can tell you exactly what is happening.  Imagine the following scenario.  A good Christian gets a permit to sell her home-made Jesus crosses with NFL logoson them at the local fair.  That permit gets faxed straight to Barack Obama’s oval office.  As soon as he gets it, he calls up his foreign pals over at the Google and they turn on their  satellite spaceships and zoom in and feed it directly on to Obama’s television.  He sits back and watches and makes sure that if this lady makes any money, he can send out his cronies to collect “taxes”.  And even shut her down if her products are too American.  For this reason, I refuse to utilize permits and licenses.  I haven’t had a drivers license for over ten years.  I never went back to the DMV after they took it away.  I say screw them.  My son, Hunter, sells baby swamp rats out of a lunchbox by the interstate.  It old him that if he ever gets hassled by someone from the White House he should recite the constitution and throw dirt in their eyes.

This is what tap water actually looks like through a microscope!

Lastly, and most importantly, I think the lemonade shut down has a lot do with the fact that Obama can’t control what is in the water used for the beverage.  As we all know, the government puts flouride in our waterto make us more susceptible to mind control and brainwashing techniques.  This lemonade, if the little girl was smart, might have been made from river water or lake water.  This would be great for the customers, as good clean river water is wonderful for the digestive system, but bad for Obama, as it lacks the brain bending chemicals he loves so much. Personally, I never let my children drink water, only bottles sodas, so they won’t be susceptible to the evils of fluoridation.

In protest, my sons are now selling lemonade made from water out of our backyard right next to the interstate.  In fact, they put a sign right in the middle of the slow lane to let everyone know that they are selling “Freedom Juice” for a dime a cup. I urge all of you to do the same with your children to fight the Obama lemonade oppression that is spreading.

-jagermom47

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