So our short sighted President is once again showing his true colors. According to an article at the inappropriately named website, BrighterEnergy.com, Obama supports electric cars. Just another piece in the puzzle proving that the President is trying to force the liberal atheist agenda right down our throats. There is nothing wrong with the way cars work now. They are 100% natural and run on natural products from the earth. These are resources given to us by God and Jesus. If Jesus wanted us to drive around in electric cars, he would have put electricity in the ground so we could drill for it. But I’ve never seen any natural electricity sources, (other than lightning, but that doesn’t count because you can’t touch it without blowing yourself up). It is all man-made. Electric cars are just man’s attempting to replace God and destroy the good Christian gas stations
This is how we will all look after too much time in electric cars!
Outside of being an obvious atheist promotional tool, electricity is just plain dangerous. Gas is a liquid, if you spill it on your hands you are fine. Just wash it off before you ash your cigarette on it. If you spill electricity on your hands, who knows what will happen! Last time Hunter stuck a wrench into the toaster to pry out a bagel bite he shoved down in there, he got quite a shock. He cried for nearly 30 minutes before I could smack him quiet. So I know that electricity stuff hurts. I wouldn’t want those gas station workers having to pump electricity into my car. That can’t be safe at all for them. When gas leaks out of the pump, it just falls to the ground, but electricity would shoot all over the place. If the gas station attendant had to pump dangerous electricity, I’d feel like I’d need to tip him, which I can’t because that supports Socialism. Plus I wouldn’t feel too safe driving with that crazy stuff under the hood. Who knows if it will just explode out and start zapping everything with lightning bolts if I don’t put the gas cap on tight enough. Gasoline is much safer.
Would you feel safe driving around in this?
The other disturbing thing about electricity cars zooming
Lastly, if they electrify my car, how the heck will I learn to drive it? I’m not a computer whiz, and most people over 30 aren’t either. If it runs on electricity it will probably just be a bunch of buttons and stuff. I can’t imagine that it would be easy to drive a car using a computer mouse. I can hardly manage figuring out when to click the right button and when to click the left. I’d hate to make that decision driving 60 miles per hour through a muddy field. They’ll have to require new driver’s tests. If that is the case, people like me will fail. Obama obviously wants to restrict who has the ability to drive. It’s a good way to rid the world of older people. If we can’t drive to McDonald’s for breakfast, we will end up starving to death. This fits right into Obama’s healthcare plan. Get rid of the old people to line the pockets of greedy Socialists.
This electric car jibber jabber has got to stop. Cars have been fine since the beginning of time. Messing with them is like messing with Jesus. We need to stand up against electric cars before we all end up destroyed by lightning bolts or worse!
July 9th, 2010 at 11:50 am
Another consideration. When God-made lightning zaps somebody, that’s Jesus doing it, so it’s okay. But when man-made lightning…. *shudder* Once again, men playing like they’re God!
July 12th, 2010 at 7:20 am
I’m a relatively conservative person who is not Obama’s biggest fan to say the least, but this article is the biggest, uneducated in science, paranoid, delusional, Bible banging, uninformed, ideologically incompetent, REDICULOUS, article I have ever read. “spill electricity”? just like that cell phone he had on his desk while typing away. I bet that does not spill. Gas explodes, but no mention of that. “Christian gas stations”? At the risk of sounding racist, I thought the Muslims and Buddhists had that covered? Rub your feet on the carpet and experience “god’s electricity” for yourself, not to mention using a magnet and wire. Again it DOES happen in nature in MANY ways. These people are SOOOO lost in their book.
July 13th, 2010 at 7:03 am
My oh my little lady. This one really has me thinking. You point out some things I just never would have thought of. I always just think of commie bastard Muslims when I think about gasoline. I never stopped to realize what Obama and the lefties are doing with electricity. It’s like a ray gun from the devil himself. Damn, I got a lot to think about. Thanks for your wisdom missy!
July 16th, 2010 at 7:46 am
This made me laugh.
You are funny.
July 26th, 2010 at 1:06 pm
Nonsense. You can burn gas to create electricity at any rate. Ever consider the alternator in your gas powered car genertes electricty from the gas combustion. And you sound like 100 years go people scared to get off horses because of those combustion engines probably blowing up. Combution engines like in our cars actually do create small explosions on a regular basis. Sound safe? Well if you’re not educated it’s certainly scary. On top of that, magnetism, and eletricity arethe same Iron for example, with an extra either possitive or negative charged electron creates what ancient man called a load stone, today we call it a compass. So old sailors in a wooden boat with a load stone were engaged in a form of primitive electronic navigation. Birds do it all the time, the earth, sun moon and probably every body in the heavens has electric fieds. Electric occurs in nature very regularly. This is probably a psy op article, enforcing the left right paradigm and making people who actually care about genuine problems look like idiotic cavemen who come accross as total idiots. Sorry but this is a load of crap.
August 1st, 2010 at 7:28 pm
What’s worse than being destroyed by bolts? Reading this article. Complete fictitious mumbo jumbo. Go preach in some backwards medieval church. I even believe in god and find this article complete stupid and it had the effect of making my brain hurt.
August 8th, 2010 at 6:26 am
Uh….this article is a spoof. How could anyone with half a brain take it seriously?
Thanks for a great laugh…from the article, and from those who took it seriously. That was even funnier!
February 5th, 2011 at 1:09 pm
Chiron22,
For the love of all that is good in this world, I hope you are right. This has to be a spoof and I would have thought that instantly if there were not so many crazies that really believe this.
April 16th, 2011 at 6:20 am
Of course God made electricity. This guy is nuts!! The earth is negative charged and the air has a positive charge. And cars do need a battery and needs electricity to run. Open up your silly head.