Tinfoiler

With the Fourth of July right around the corner, I thought it would be a good time to reflect on the state of holidays in our great nation.  Unfortunately, like with every other holiday, there are a lot of anti-Americans out there that want to remove God from Independence Day.  It’s just like the liberal war on Christmas; trying to rename a Christmas tree to a “holiday tree”.  Well, they don’t call it a holiday tree in the bible!  It will always be a biblical Christmas tree in my house.  I wouldn’t be half surprised if Obama and his crew wanted to change the name of the Fourth of July to ‘multi-cultural day’ and then rename fireworks as ‘Socialist Holiday Sparkles’.  The nerve of these left wingers and their ability to callously rewrite history.  Independence Day is a biblical holiday, maybe not as obvious others, but no less valid.  For all you math wizards, check this out:  first of all Independence Day occurs on 7/4.  If you take 7 minus 4, you get 3.  Now add 3 and 4 and you get 7.  Do the reverse and you get another 7.  That is 777, a holy number.  Coincidence?  Not likely.

Blowing like a true Christian on Holy 4th of July!

Something important to remember, but often overlooked is the fact that America was founded as “One Nation Under God”.  Our founding fathers wrote it in the Pledge of Allegiance that way for a reason.  We are one nation under one God.  Meaning we are the only Christian nation, the chosen one.  Now, I know elitist liberals will say “but America isn’t mentioned in the bible.”  Well, I’m not sure if it is, it’s a big dang book and I doubt anyone has read the whole thing.  But even if America isn’t in there, I’m sure Jesusmeant to put it in there or it was probably erased by some early age atheists or socialists.

Fireworks are a very important part of July Fourth.  They symbolize our power and Christian domination.  I am furious that some states disallow them for “safety reasons.”  I doubt anyone has gotten hurt from a little ole’ firecracker.  And anyone who did is probably just a whiny democrat.  Banning fireworks is just another step in removing religion from the United States. Explosive fireworks are a representation of our good moral American values. The United States excels at two things, freedom and blowing things up.  As Americans, it is our duty to wage war on people that don’t agree with our ways or people who are not Christians.  Bottle rockets and firecrackers serve as a reminder of our duty under God.  My kids love blowing things up on this holy day.  In fact, I make it part of their home schooling science lesson to see how big of an item they can make explode with random fireworks.

Columbus offered the Indians turkey and stuffing to leave America to the Christians.

Independence Day is very important as a Christian holiday.  It’s history is often manipulated or revised.  Lots of years ago, Christopher Columbus was pressured by the King of England to give up on Christianity.  Being a man of good morals, he refused and sailed to America to start new Christian colonies.  His men brought turkey and stuffing for the Indians.  Unfortunately, all the Christians wanted was peace, but Columbus and the other founding fathers kept getting hassled by atheist Indians and the socialist king of England.  We had to invent guns and start fighting for freedom.  This is why we enjoy the beautiful fireworks on our Independence Day, to celebrate the explosions that blasted the Europeans back into the water and the Indians back into their own country. And we could not have done any of this unless America was the chosen country for God.

As you can see, God plays a huge part in America’s freedom, so I think it would be wise to remember that when grilling your meat and drinking Budweiser this holy weekend.  And don’t forget to blow something up in the name of Jesus H. Christ.