Archive | July, 2010
Despicable Hollywood – “Despicable Me” is just more pro-Russia propaganda!
My sons have had a productive summer so far. They’ve finished copying the dictionary and spent the last few afternoons standing beside the interstate holding up their “Get Rid of Obama, Get Rid of Healthcare” signs, so I thought it would be nice to reward them with a summer outing to the picture show. I told them to go ahead and pick out the movie they wanted to see. Well, Hunter came to me and asked me, “What is ‘Inception’?” I smacked him for using a dirty word and told him we don’t talk about sex stuff in our house, we are dignified, not perverted liberals. He showed me it was an actual movie name! I know Hollywood has gone ultra left wing, but pornography as a mainstream movie? What is Obama doing to this country? It was awkward having to explain to my children that Inception occurs when a father’s tadpole meets a mother’s chicken eggand seeing that movie would lead them to a life of depravity. The movie decision became a process of elimination. We couldn’t see “Salt” because, well, food movies are boring. The “Sorcerer’s Apprentice” is a bad idea unless the sorcerer returns to Jesus at the end, and “Toy Story 3″ is just scary as all heck with talking toys. So we decided on “Despicable Me”, but that turned into a disaster!
Continue reading...Liberals want to ban AC? Because the Devil likes things hot!
27. July 2010
The smart folks over at the well written site, Moonbattery.com, have been reporting on the latest loopy liberal crusade; banning air conditioning. Apparently the communists have run out of things to whine about so they are again attacking freedom by trying to force an anti-air conditioning campaign down our throats. Air conditioning is a God given American right and no one can take that away from us. These liberal scientists like to claim that using air conditioning can increase global warming. Now, a lot of us might not have complicated liberal educations here in America, but we are not stupid. First of all, even if the loonies are right and the climate is warming, that’s fine with me, I hate winter. But in reality, air conditioning could actually combat global warming. If all good Christian Americans cranked up their AC and opened their windows, I’m sure those imaginary glaciers would start freezing up again in no time. But I’m not using my hard earned money to help out those frozen countries, they can get their own dang air conditioning. I’m surprised that communist Obama-nites don’t worship air conditioning since AC has the same initials as Anti-Christ. But that obviously isn’t the case, because the devil likes things hot.
Continue reading...Oil spill in China? Those dang copycats!
24. July 2010
Not too long ago I talked about how true Americans were fed up with all of the China-fication of America, with the new “Karate Kid” movie, sushi restaurants and frozen eggrolls being forced down our throats by liberals. Now things are really getting out of control. Just when we start to get the Obama caused oil spill under control in the gulf, China, showing their solidarity and allegiance to the Obama tyranny, decided to create their own oil spill. The news reported the details the other day stating that it covers 170 square miles of the Yellow Sea (which is a pretty dang racist thing to say!). If that doesn’t prove the sinister connection between Obama and China, I don’t know what would! China has always been a copycat; with firecrackers, gunpowder, and now the oil spill. I guess they saw the sympathy that the United States received after the gulf oil spill and decided they wanted some attention too. Sorry China, but sympathy is only for Christian nations. Oh, and for those that think I have something against Chinese people, I had a half-Korean friend in grade school.
Continue reading...New 2012 Dream Team – Sarah Palin and Mel Gibson!
22. July 2010
Not too long ago I wrote that Sarah Palin and Ted Nugent would make stellar running mates for the 2012 election. While these two are definitely a powerhouse duo, with Sarah’s inventive vocabulary and herculean work ethic paired with Ted Nugent’s cool voice and ability to slay any animal and convert it to delicious jerky; there is actually a more practical match that true Americans should be supporting. The dream team for 2012 is Sarah Palin and Mel Gibson. I know a lot of you have gotten caught up in the liberal lame stream media that has suddenly decided to target Mel Gibson and spin many of statements to make them sound mean and bad. Heck, even I got caught up in that until my son Hunter pointed out that Mel Gibson is merely a passionate man, proven by the fact that he made a movie with the word passion in it, “The Passion of the Christ”. He is passionate just like Jesus H. Christ, and is being persecuted in much the same way. That’s when the light bulb turned on inside of my brain. The atheists hate his passion and holiness and are trying to destroy him just like they did with Jesus a couple hundred years ago. Typical liberals, always crying racism, when it is really the liberals who are racists against Mel Gibson.
Continue reading...Madman Obama destroying midwestern roads – We need to refudiate this immediately!
19. July 2010
Our silly president is again showing his desire to make our country less like America and more like his home country of Africa. According to this journal from an elitist over on Wall Street, Obama’s cronies are tearing through the Midwest, ripping up asphalt streets and turning them into gravel roads. Apparently he wants to make the proud American highway system look more like China’s system of rickshaw paths or some Muslim mess of goat herder trails. Why does Obama hate America so much? Proud Christian workers laid those roads. They are a deep part of our heritage. Roads were invented by America and our current administration just wants to erase that part of our history right before our eyes. If all the local highways around my town are destroyed, where are my children going to play kickball? In the grass like a communist hippie? They aren’t animals! This has to be refudiated immediately (To all you scoffers, ‘refudiate’ is a real word. Sarah Palin officially invented it the other day.)
Continue reading...No need for vaccinations – Jesus made Americans tough like Ford trucks!
15. July 2010
The tyrannical Barack “Crab Bomb” Obama administration is flexing its communist muscles again; this time in Alabama. Apparently the government is requiring any student registering for sixth grade liberal public school to receive some sort of special “vaccination” shot. They call it a ‘Tdap’ booster and they claim it is for Tetanus, Diptheria and Pertussis. I don’t even know what the heck those last two are. But if these shots are really cures for those things, then my question is “What the heck are kids getting exposed to in public schools!” There must be some dark and sinister stuff going on in the government sanctioned sixth grade if they fear children catching Diptheria. Are they being put in cages with monkeys? Probably, since they teach evolution. The entire thing is a bit suspect, especially since vaccinations have been proven to cause autism. But what else could be inside those syringes, there is no way to know really, mind control gelatin, government influenced internet chips? Who knows?
Continue reading...American kids becoming less creative? – Good, creativity is for losers!
12. July 2010
The communists over at Newsweek.com are complaining that American children are becoming less creative. Well, as a proud American, I say good! There is way too much focus on the creative or “liberal” arts in schools these days. It’s just not morally right. They aren’t even trying to hide the sinister agenda behind this “creativity”. Most educational institutions call it “liberal” arts right out in the public in front of everyone. As a conservative who loves freedom, I think this sort of thing should be illegal. The dark plan behind creativity is pretty obvious…create more homosexuals. If you have children that grow up excelling at things like painting, rhyming words and cursive, what else are they going to turn out to be? Obviously homosexual. Have you ever seen a good Christian heterosexual that enjoys cursive writing? We need to stop worrying about all that art and creative junk and focus on physical education and football class to teach our children to be strong like Jesus, not fragile and weak like a bunch of French ballet dancers or pharmaceutical salesman.
Continue reading...Electric Cars are unnatural – Electricity doesn’t come from God or the earth!
9. July 2010
So our short sighted President is once again showing his true colors. According to an article at the inappropriately named website, BrighterEnergy.com, Obama supports electric cars. Just another piece in the puzzle proving that the President is trying to force the liberal atheist agenda right down our throats. There is nothing wrong with the way cars work now. They are 100% natural and run on natural products from the earth. These are resources given to us by God and Jesus. If Jesus wanted us to drive around in electric cars, he would have put electricity in the ground so we could drill for it. But I’ve never seen any natural electricity sources, (other than lightning, but that doesn’t count because you can’t touch it without blowing yourself up). It is all man-made. Electric cars are just man’s attempting to replace God and destroy the good Christian gas stations that supply the bulk of our population with jobs across the nation. Not only is an electric car obviously the devil’s work, it is also dangerous, a way for the government to track you, and a way to stop old people from being able to drive!
Continue reading...Obama wants to force us to eat anti-freedom food products!
6. July 2010
We celebrated a beautiful and blessed Holy Independence Day over the weekend, filled with fun and spectacular freedom explosions. There is nothing quite like a summer pot-lock barbecue where everyone brings their favorite patriotic cuisine. This year we had a wonderful array of American food, but the best was a beautiful platter of good American Christian food, seen in the picture below. George Washington and Christopher Columbus are smiling proudly in their graves. But some prankster decided to bring a couple of La Choy eggrolls as a joke. We made short work of those with a good old USA invention called the firecracker. My son Hunter blew one of those eggrolls sky high, while Scout shot one clean out of Hunter’s hand with a .22 rifle (I would have punished him for it, but the look of surprise on Hunter’s face was too dang funny, and it was a holiday after all). But all that beautiful American invented food got the grown-ups discussing things. Apparently there is a lawsuit in the works against McDonald’s to attempt to get rid of the toys inside of a Happy Meal. What the heck is Obama trying to do? Where does he want us to get meals for our children? There is no way I will take my kids to that dang French fancy Chick-Fil-A!
Continue reading...Why isn’t God part of the 4th of July – Fireworks to be renamed Socialist Holiday Sparkles?
2. July 2010
With the Fourth of July right around the corner, I thought it would be a good time to reflect on the state of holidays in our great nation. Unfortunately, like with every other holiday, there are a lot of anti-Americans out there that want to remove God from Independence Day. It’s just like the liberal war on Christmas; trying to rename a Christmas tree to a “holiday tree”. Well, they don’t call it a holiday tree in the bible! It will always be a biblical Christmas tree in my house. I wouldn’t be half surprised if Obama and his crew wanted to change the name of the Fourth of July to ‘multi-cultural day’ and then rename fireworks as ‘Socialist Holiday Sparkles’. The nerve of these left wingers and their ability to callously rewrite history. Independence Day is a biblical holiday, maybe not as obvious others, but no less valid. For all you math wizards, check this out: first of all Independence Day occurs on 7/4. If you take 7 minus 4, you get 3. Now add 3 and 4 and you get 7. Do the reverse and you get another 7. That is 777, a holy number. Coincidence? Not likely.
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