Archive | June, 2010
Bristol Palin rearranged spells “Orbit Plans” – Obviously she is an Angel
Blessed Bristol Palin is back in the news discussing her wonderful love child. When my son Hunter asked me why it was okay for Bristol Palin to have a baby before she was married, I told him that God has special rules for special people. God knew that Bristol could become very rich from having a baby, so He granted her a pregnancy. Since she is the daughter of Sarah Palin, and the name Bristol Palin can be rearranged to spell “Orbit Plans” she is pretty much an angel, at least by the official bible definition. And that pretty much makes her son like a Jesus, technically speaking. This is just more proof that the blessed Palin family has wonderful and holy plans for true Americans. After explaining this to my son, he told me that he wanted to be sex-educated at a public school so that he could have a Jesus baby too. I smacked him in the mouth and told him that sex education is only for liberals and atheists. As good Christians, we should be ashamed of sexuality and our bodies, unless you are chosen by God, like Bristol Palin.
Continue reading...Conservative Colbert starts campaign to rid U.S. of Mexicans – But will it work?
27. June 2010
Sometimes I follow the conservative talk show host Stephen Colbert, even though he is paired with the ultra-atheist liberal John Stewart on the propaganda network posing as harmless humor called “Comedy Central”. I can’t watch too often because he allows so many dang liberals into his studio audience who constantly laugh at everything he says. I admire his resilience though. It must be difficult on that network, constantly being laughed at for your wholesome viewpoints. Recently he started a campaign to help get rid of the brown border jumpers called “Take Our Jobs” to inspire Americans to take back jobs from those Mexicans. His heart is in the right place, but there are a few major problems with the concept.
Continue reading...Karate Kid Remake – Another step in the China-fication of America!
24. June 2010
I had considered taking my two sons to see the remake of the “Karate Kid”, since they did so well on their Glenn Beck Social Studies essays, but I changed my mind after reading a disturbing article over at MommyLife.net. I am a big fan of the original “Karate Kid” due to the good moral values it portrays regarding beating people up when they cross you. I was already a little concerned about the remake of film, considering that they changed the color of the lead character, but that’s goofy Hollywood for you. It was obviously because Barack “Crab Bomb” Obama is president. I’m sure if the movie was made during the Bush era (God bless his soul) they would have had a more American looking lead character. But it didn’t concern me too much, since I am not racist at all. What does concern me is all the Chinese stuff in the new movie that is being jammed down our throats.
Continue reading...Father’s Day a Conspiracy? Yes!
20. June 2010
Father’s day always leaves a bad taste in my mouth. People often think it is an innocent family holiday, but it is actually quite a dark part of our society. The problem with father’s day is that at its core it is an anti-Christian holiday. It is an attempt by the atheist religion to destroy Christianity. The fact that everywhere you look it is written “Father’s Day” with the word ‘father’ capitalized is very worrisome. The word Father, with the capital ‘F’ is only reserved for Our Father and Lord Jesus H. Christ. The fact that advertising companies want to jam father’s day down our throats with a capital ‘F’ just shows that the atheists have infiltrated modern society heavily. And father’s day isn’t even in the bible! I’ve looked through nearly half of that book over my lifetime and have never seen it mentioned! This is why my sons and I don’t celebrate father’s day. When my children ask who their father is, I tell them Jesus, or Toby Keith (if I could get past his lawyers for a paternity test, where is Maury Povich when you need him)
Continue reading...Greedy school teachers are getting rich on your hard earned money!
17. June 2010
My good friends over at Moonbattery.com pointed out a disturbing fact which is often overlooked by most of us. One of the main reasons the economy is so bad is the existence of all of those dang greedy public school teachers. Average folks like me are getting bled dry with all those extra taxes Obama put in place (some people try to tell me my taxes went down, well, I don’t believe it) and these secular humanist teachers are getting a hog’s share of my hard earned dollars. The average starting salary for a teacher in Kentucky is about $28,000 per year! You read that right, that is three zeroes after the 28. That is our tax money they are getting. What the heck would anyone need all that money for? And that is just the beginning, as the astute writers at Moonbattery.com point out, they also get 10 to 14 personal days a year. Why do they need vacation or personal days? Teaching is pretty much a vacation anyway, I should know, I home school my kids. I’m not taking anyone’s hard earned tax money, I get my check from disability and unemployment.
Continue reading...World Cup Soccer – Obviously part of the evil Socialist Liberal Agenda!
15. June 2010
Over the weekend I was watching my sons play out behind the house, cheerfully throwing old pumpkins at each other’s faces. Soon things went terribly wrong. My son, Hunter, dropped one of the pumpkins on to the ground and began kicking it back and forth between his feet. So I yelled out the screen door, “What the heck are you doing? Be a man and pick that rotten pumpkin up with your hands and throw it at your brother’s face!” My son’s response caused me to immediately burst into tears. He said, “We can’t use our hands mom, we are playing soccer.” Soccer! Where the heck did my kids learn about soccer! I’ll tell you where, from that dang liberal TV. Soccer is being jammed down all of our throats with that new World Cup thing. It’s obviously another attempt from the Liberal Socialist Agenda to indoctrinate our children into a non-Christian evil group. The word soccer begins with the letters S-O-C and so does Socialism. And the World Cup happens to be occurring during Obama’s reign of terror. Coincidence? That is just the beginning.
Continue reading...Barack Obama can be rearranged to spell ‘Crab Bom(b)’! Coincidence or Conspiracy?
10. June 2010
Someone sent me a link about some of the stuff that has been going on behind the scenes with the oil industry over the years. With all the errors and omissions in the oil contingency plan, it becomes obvious that someone wanted a disaster to happen. Someone knew about this ahead of time. But who? So as part of a critical thinking exercise and a home schooling lesson, I had my sons try to figure out the force behind this sinister plan to put all that oil into the gulf. My son, Scout, came up with a brilliant observation that finally gives definitive proof that the lefties were behind this whole BP madness. Hold on to your hats…if you rearrange the letters in Barack Obama’s name it spells CRAB BOMB! When my son told me that, a cold chill ran through my body as I realized that the President was behind the oil spill the entire time! It is so obvious!
Continue reading...Helen Thomas and Jon Stewart Actually in Cahoots!
8. June 2010
I typically get my news from neutral sources like Fox News or Rush Limbaugh, but every now and again I see what is happening on some of the atheist networks (so I know who to pray against). Last night I happened to stumble across the Jon Stewart Propaganda Show to catch him ranting cuss words about some unknown old lady. Things are never quite what they seem, especially when the media is involved, so I did some investigation. The lady is named Helen Thomas. The hoopla is about her talking into someone’s video camera. At first, it seemed to be just some senile old woman telling the Jews to leave some place I’ve never heard of and go to some other places Americans don’t need to know or care about. I figured she was just angry because all the TV stations and banks were too liberal over in Israel or wherever, that’s why she wanted them to leave. But since Jon Stewart was on his foul mouthed tirade, I knew there was more to it.
Continue reading...Spelling Bee Protest – Get Rid of Those Dang Difficult Liberal Words!
5. June 2010
Things are starting finally look good for America and freedom even through the reign of terrible socialism that exists right now. Good Christian conservatives are finally trying to take back education from the greedy liberals. Not only is Texas finally re-writing history in their textbooks to make things easier for students, but we finally have some good folks protesting the national spelling bee in Washington D.C. They want to change English to American and get rid of all of those weird foreign ways of spelling things. Spelling is just too dang hard, and it caters toward liberal elitists with their “upper educations” leaving the rest of use good freedom lovers out of the loop worrying about how to spell words like “enough.” Why can’t it just be Enuf, like the great 80’s band?
Continue reading...Liberal Google forcing pedestrians into traffic – Dark Socialist/Environmentalist plot
1. June 2010
I always thought Google was evil, having an obvious foreign name and allowing access to non-Christian information and promoting sites that sell “marital aids” through their searching engines. But more of their dark intentions were revealed a few weeks ago when a poor innocent woman followed the directions given to her by the men at Google via Google-Maps and walked right on to a highway and got hit by a car. Why would the people at Google tell her to walk on a highway! Are they just sick and twisted?
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