Tinfoiler

I was reading one of my favorite blogs, Mommy Life Blog, (this link has been modified by the author of MommyLife due to Tinfoiler traffic) the other day and something she wrote just rang true.  I received the long version of the census form in the mail recently and was quite shocked that I had to fill out all of these question about myself.  Mommy Life was right on the money when she compared the census to date rape.  Filling out all those questions about my race and income with a number two pencil is disturbingly similar to some fancy plumber or dental student buying you a few too many shots of Jagermeister so he can rub his man parts all over your flower while you hug the toilet, throwing up a perfectly good $15 steak.  Oh, and what makes it worse, no pens allowed on the form because the liberals only like to force you to buy Chinese made pencils.  Where do you think Ticonderoga pencils come from? It doesn’t sound American to me.  At least the last time I got date raped I got to keep the fishbowl I drank the Long Island Iced Tea out of and was blessed with my youngest son, Scout.  I don’t know what I’d do without him.

I'd rather let this guy have his way than fill out the census!

The census is definitely an invasion privacy.  I can’t see how it can even be legal.  For one thing, I’m pretty sure it’s unconstitutional.  Now, it’s not like I’ve actually read the constitution, and I doubt anyone really ever has.  And even if they tried, all that liberal legal-ese in it would get your head spinning.  But since I home school my two children, I think I’m qualified to say that there is nothing constitutional about the census.  I’ve never seen anything in the social studies pamphlets I use to teach my kids that mentions the census.  It doesn’t even sound like English.  It’s probably a French word.  Census; more like Communist.

Doesn’t the government have better ways to spend its time rather than bothering me about my income and mortgage?  Can’t they bother to fix the roads in my town?  Why can’t they put the money where it is needed?  I mean, don’t they already know the problems in my town, so why not put money towards fixing them, rather than making people fill out the census form.  Instead they give all the money to some Mexican village or Blackville down the street.  Why don’t you figure out where all the illegals are instead?  Sometimes I think racism is more prevalent than people think.  It starts in the white house.

The IBM Census Nazi Date Rape Connection

The census is just plain scary.  On Mommy Life, the commenter Eirwen is on to it when he says,

“A weapons manufacturer (Lockheed Martin) and a Hitler-loving, human-cataloguing, barcode on everyone company (IBM), want your personal info. Are you going to stand up for your rights to protect your families?”

Who can argue with that?  I’m not letting those date rapists know my income level or any vital statistics about me or my household.  The form is going straight into the trash.  Call me paranoid, call me a tinfoiler, but my eyes are open.  If we don’t stand up for our freedom now, who is going to?