Finally, there is a political movement in America that makes perfect sense and focuses on what is important for our country; the birther movement. It’s important to know who the heck is in charge of things in this country. If you haven’t seen their birth certificate in person, how can you know if you can [...]
31. March 2011
Child Labor Laws Loosened in Maine….Finally! Take that Socialism!
Finally, some of these great American states are banding together and abolishing the socialist oppressive laws that have been dominating our country for so many years. In Maine, they are loosening child labor laws…finally! This is great for a America, as it allows true Americans to take back this country. You might be wondering how [...]
24. March 2011
Obama, You’re Attacking The Wrong Country! The Libyans Gave Plutonium to Doc Brown, They Are Good!
Just when you think Obama and his socialist comrades might be doing something smart, you realize they are liberal, and that’s just not possible. Good moral Christian Americans have been urging our current president to show our freedom and power by using military action against our enemies. Heck, he’s been in office about three years [...]
15. March 2011
Union Thugs Aren’t The Problem, It’s That All Teachers Are Bad People!
With all the union rigmarole going on in Wisconsin, I think a lot of people are missing one of the main underlying facts of nature that has been brought to light. People are focusing a lot on union thugs, when the important thing we’ve learned is that teachers are ultimately bad people. They have government [...]
8. March 2011
Florida Rejects Obama’s Rail – Now Maybe They’ll Get Rid of Communist Epcot Center!
Although I’ve personally never traveled to the state of Florida, due to the large number of Mexican people from Puerto Rico or Cuba, and the fact that Walt Disney World was founded by a Nazi and supports communist values, I have to applaud Florida’s new governor Rick Scott for being a shining beacon of good [...]
1. March 2011
We’d All Be Rich If It Wasn’t For Those Dang Unions!
Well, after a short break, I had to come back and talk a little bit about the insanity going on in the great state of Wisconsin. I didn’t realize that the Communists had so much control over American cheese production and the education system. The dirty unions want to control everything. Heck, now I can’t [...]
24. January 2011
Child Suspended For Finger Gun! Why Obama?
Obama’s gun-hating Nazis are at it again, this time in Oklahoma. Apparently a first grader was suspended for making a simple gun hand gesture and pretending to shoot at other students. This is ridiculous. They are trying to brain wash our children at an early age and make them believe that shooting guns at people [...]
17. January 2011
An Angelic Battle-Hymn For Sweet Sarah Palin
My sons and I were at the local Wal-Mart trying to find some good wholesome Christian music tapes to listen to while they work on their home-school science fair project. Hunter is creating a diorama of Jesus slaying a brontosaurus with prayer and using it to feed the poor. Scout is proving liberal scientists are [...]
10. January 2011
Diet Sodas Are A Hoax!
I’ve often spoken against drinking diet sodas as they are typically in fashion for homosexuals and French people and just feel un-American in general, but now I have even more reason to hate diet soda pop. My son, Hunter, has found himself with what some might call a weight problem. I’ve attempted to explain to [...]
6. January 2011
Constitution is so awesome, it cost taxpayers $1.1 million for the House to read it!
Today, the House of Representatives read the entire Constitution (well, just the important parts) during their session. The reading ended up costing about $1.1 million dollars. If that doesn’t prove what an awesome document the Constitution is, I don’t know what does. Heck, Imagine how much it would have cost to read the bible, because [...]
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